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Oct. 29th, 2005 | 03:28 pm

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Oct. 6th, 2005 | 06:03 am

i only still have this so i can keep the pink friends page containing mike sliva's stories of himself as a vagrant assassin.

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Sep. 19th, 2005 | 08:28 pm

at 9:20 i am scheduled to be on the person on the other line of a phone being held up at a kind of like spitting concert.

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Sep. 15th, 2005 | 02:36 pm


According to consumer reports if I get into an accident in the Neon, I die.

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Sep. 8th, 2005 | 10:48 pm

In regards to my last post,

PHHHHHEWWW

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Aug. 25th, 2005 | 09:43 pm

I've waited 8 months and it all paid off! Hurricane Katrina and your 95mph winds in Miami, have at you!

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Aug. 22nd, 2005 | 12:07 am

I was seriously let down when I finally became a teenager and contrary to the videos I saw as a young child, no one was holding chain saws to my head screaming "DO MY STASH, SNIFF MY DRUGS, PLEASE DO THEM ALL"

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Aug. 15th, 2005 | 10:29 pm

Sorry I accidently gave you a VD.

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Aug. 14th, 2005 | 05:14 pm

last night i was puking next to my car when a cop came over and put his hand on my shoulder and asked me if I was okay. I was like "oh yeahhh, I'm fine." then he asked if the party was ending soon, if everyone was getting home fine, hopped back in his car and left. if he only saw the drunkards throwing tables and trying to patch a whole in the wall with non drywall tape and spackle on the other side. yay.

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Aug. 10th, 2005 | 08:45 pm

I LIKE KITTIES LOLZOZOLZOZLZO9OLZLOZLOZLZLZOZ000ZOLZOZLOZLZLZ!!!!!!!1111111121one

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